Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Category 6: Question-Based
I’m not messy; I’m plot-rich.
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
I’m emotionally available between snacks.
The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)
Social Media Detox Fakers? If you announce a social media detox, you’re not detoxing.
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
Pet Training? Pet training is bribery with bacon.
The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)
I don’t diet; I practice edible denial.
The satirists at Bohiney
Rental Property Bros? Rental property bros call evictions “opportunities.”
Can you handle the truth?
Hunting Bros? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.
A Bohiney Ruckus (Ruckus, NY)
I don’t quit; I pivot to naps.
A Bohiney Black Hole (Black Hole, Space)
My sarcasm pays rent on time.
A Bohiney Parachute (Parachute, CO)
Embarrassing Moments? I waved at someone who wasn’t waving, so I moved ZIP codes.